She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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