I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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