Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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