I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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