There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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