Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
what the fuck happened to the tacos
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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