im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I think my vagina is haunted
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
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Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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