I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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