I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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