I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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