4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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