That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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