Me too!
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
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she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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