this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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