he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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