I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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