hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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