no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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