How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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