Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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