There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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