I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
please don't ironically join a cult
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