so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
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Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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