Soap is not a condiment
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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