He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
