If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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