do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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