We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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