with your own penis?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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