he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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