You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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I can't turn off my feet"
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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