Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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