i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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