So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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