even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here