dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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