we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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