ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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