you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm getting married
To pizza
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You are a genius and a whore.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
