Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
try to milk me bitch
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