Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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