omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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