i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I have post one night stand depression
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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