4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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