I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
