this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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