he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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