never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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