kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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