Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
whose parrot is this?
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I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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