Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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