Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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