i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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